I was recently reminded that I’m due for a birthday want list, so I’ve placed it at the top of the queue.
This is mostly self descriptive, but let me whine for a moment about the red pants! God, you guys, they are so perfect. Look at them. I tried to order them twice, only to have my order cancelled twice – the first time because they wouldn’t ship to Canada, and the second time because there was a stock oversight and they were out of my size – meaning they now have the allure of something that has been comprehensively denied to me. It’s almost enough to make me wish that I was internet-famous. I could simply say, “hey, somebody find these for me in size 27”, then recline upon my beautiful vintage sofa to await results.
The red Crash Bandicoot shirt, alas, does not really exist. The forest witch I’m still hopeful about.